*is at the movies with a hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around them* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front*
for party rocking
please stop tagging your dorito hate in the doritos tag
why are you in the doritos tag
why arent you in the doritos tag
why is there hate in the doritos tag
why is there a doritos tag
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
was wondering the same thing^
kids… cover your eyes…those are heterosexuals